Couples Reveal Their Most NSFW “How We Met” Stories

The people over at Reddit decided to share their kinky stories on how they met their significant others. Turns out that there is quite a few people actually do get their strippers number after a trip to the champagne room.

1. Was out for my birthday one night, obviously I wanted to get my end away so I went to find a coworker who I knew I could get it on with (had done a few times before)
Instead, she introduced me to her friend who almost immediately rammed her tongue down my throat. Not long after that she dragged me to the girls toilet, sucked me off, then I bent ger over the toilet before being kicked out of the club. Walked her home because I’m a “gentleman” then banged her in the back of her car.
9 1/2 years later we’re engaged and have a 2 year old son. Also, she fucking hates that story.
EDIT: There seems to be some confusion; he’s my son

2. I actually met my husband at work, but…
I had recently dated and broke up with a guy I had been crushing on for years. I decided I was going to have a fling. A one night stand. My boss introduced the new guy to me and said “mel2mdl will show you everything.” Hell yes, I will! After all, he had a cute ass.
He just never went home. We dated for almost 3 years, have been married for 24. Have a 21 year old child too. Still love him and he still has a cute ass. My first and only attempt at a one-night stand. Failed miserably.

3. She called me to let me know my (now-ex) wife was fucking her boyfriend. We started dating a few months later, now together over 8 years.

4. She was on the Stairmaster at the gym wearing one of those 80s/90s style aerobics leotards. The aerobics machines were all against a long, mirrored wall, facing into a long, narrow room. A row of Nautilus machines occupied the other wall about 10 feet from the aerobics machines. I was using the chest fly machine across from her, looking in the mirror, enjoying the way her glorious gluteous muscles swayed and flexed each step up. I was on my 56th or 57th rep when I looked up at her face and realized she was looking right at me. She knew exactly what I was doing, and she was smiling. My pecs were sore for three days, but we’ve been together for nearly 25 years.

5. We had been friends for 7 years, never talked about dating. We go to a bar one day, have a few, and I send my brother a selfie saying “hey, remember her?” He responded with “bang her”.
I try to hide the text but she says “no no what does it say?” I show her the text and she shrugs “why not?”
That woman is my wife now.

6. Well, I met my ex-girlfriend through a game of truth or dare in which we ended up daring each other to masturbate

7. I was dragged out of the house by my buddy to meet up with some girl he liked and her friends. I really didn’t want to go but he kept telling me that it was going to be awkward if he was the only guy there in a group of girls. I went along, we got to the bar, I introduced myself to the group of girls but one of them didn’t stay anything or stand up. She just sat there on this swing (it was an outdoor bar with bench swings). So I immediately thought, “That girls a bitch” .
I end up drinking alone and drunkenly stumbling around the bar until i end up back at that swing. Low and behold, this girl is still sitting there, this time alone. I decide to go see why she has a stick up her ass and plop down next to her on the swing.
I then lean over and say “Hi, my name is rmw156. We didn’t get to meet earlier” in a sarcastic tone. She looks over and mouths something to me. I yell, “WHAT?” to which she mouths the same thing again. So drunk me yells, “We are in a bar, you have to talk louder”. Then the music cuts out for a seconds, she leans in and says, “I can’t talk very loud, I had surgery on my throat for my cancer” and the only thing I could think to say back was, “OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST BEING A BITCH! DO YOU WANT A DRINK?”
Later that night I asked for her number in a taco bell. She gave me the wrong number. I ended up seeing her out again a couple weeks later (sober) and slowly started to win her over. 5 years later we are married.
TL;DR I told a cancer survivor that I thought she was a bitch. We got married.

8. My fiancee and I met working for a large manufacturer of sex toys. I was running the email marketing and she was hired as a copy writer. I guess at the time it was sfw but talking about it anywhere else seems to be nsfw.

9. Bought my first house. I figured I would be single forever. Decided to throw my own house warming party. Friend of a friend invited a good looking lady and introduced us. Fast forward to a few too many drinks, a few flirts, some conversation, and I got lucky. Started with a BJ in the bathroom then to the bedroom to finish. Partied for awhile and I suggested she better just spend the night. Been happily married for 12 years and have two kids.

10. My now-wife and I met 7 years ago on Okcupid – that part we tell people. The part we generally leave out (at least with family and coworkers) is that our oh-so-romantic first date was just a fuck meetup arranged after less than 10 messages to each other, nothing more and nothing less. I went to her apartment, we were making out 5 minutes later, I saw her tits for the first time 5 minutes after that, and we had fucked for the first time 10 minutes after that. We didn’t even exchange last names.
After several more similar meetups, we went on our first “date” to a restaurant a couple of weeks later and actually had a conversation about our lives and jobs and thoughts and stuff. Then I started hanging around her apartment more and more after, walking her dog sometimes, we started watching a couple TV shows together, we started going to more dinner/movie dates together.
About maybe five weeks after first meeting she asked me straight-up if we were now boyfriend and girlfriend and I was like “Yeah, I guess so.”
Then came the first “I love you”s and meeting her parents and being there for rest other in times of stress and need and moving in together and getting a new place together and sharing finances and getting a cat together and getting married and building a life, etc etc, and now we’re just a happy but standard boring suburban couple who no one would ever assume anything kinky about.
But yep, the span of time where I had met my wife but not yet seen her boobs was about 500-600 seconds.

11. My parents lied to me for years. They told me they met while they were in college. As it turns out, my father was in the navy. Stationed on the west coast. My mother lived in Washington DC. My father was casually banging my moms roommate. Dad comes back to see family in CT, takes a ride down to DC to see his lady friend. As it turns out, lady friend found someone else, and passed my dad off to my mom. Dad gets there, everyone is in a jolly mood, they start partying. It doesn’t end for 2 weeks. They claim “it was the 70’s, we were just having a good time.” 10 days into this party, My mom ended up passing out on a commuter train when she finally had to go back to work. Dad came to pick her up, they went back to the party. Eventually my father goes back to the west coast, my mom comes to visit a few months later. He proposes as my mom gets off the plane. Now i know what you’re thinking. OP, you came along a few months later. Nope. 3 years later. theyll be celebrating 38 years together next April.

12. My father in law won his current wife in a game of pool. She was a stripper at the bar he was at. He won the game and chose her. 20 years his junior and she’s batshit insane.

13. Started dating a stripper I met at the club. It’s been like 3+ years now. It’s amusing to watch us squirm when people ask us how we met.

14. I met my now-wife at a party at someone’s house in the country where there were several hundred people in attendance, two months before graduation. There were kegs aplenty. My best friend was in the band, and he took my request when I saw someone I wanted to dance with. We took things outside and walked into an unfenced field, both pretty drunk. We slipped on a grassy hillside and fell down together. Pants came off in no time. She had a very unusual last name and I spent half the remaining night in a drunken haze trying to remember what it was, and the other half trying to find it in a phone book.
Oh, btw, the graduation was high school graduation. She was my high school sweetheart. That was almost 43 years ago.

15. Met at a party, made out so that some other creepy guy would stop talking to her, exchanged numbers, met for drinks a couple days later, went back to her place. Not only did I get laid that night but I stayed over and we fucked most of the next day.
We clicked instantly but spent a couple weeks keeping it casual because each of us didn’t want to freak out the other person by jumping into things too quickly. We’ve been together seven years all told, married for the last two.

16. This girl I had met texted me asking if I wanted to come swimming. A bunch of our friends were there, but afterwards only me and my friend and two girls wanted to stay out and drink. We all went back to my friends house and somehow it came up that the girls would kiss if me and my friend did. I gave my buddy a peck on the cheek and the two girls made out. The two girls told us they would match whatever we did, at which point, my friends stoned roommate came wandering into the kitchen and hollered “you two should touch dicks so they have to scissor”. So naturally we slapped dicks and the girls were immediately out if their element. They asked if they could just fool around topless instead so we agreed. After a few minutes of them fooling around, I grabbed one of the girls clothes and took off out the front door. She chased me and when she went for the clothes I kissed her. We made out and ended up going back inside and having sex on the couch. Five years later and we’re married and she’s pregnant.

17. I met my husband at a strip joint. I was making sure my thigh high fishnets were even before going on stage and caught him staring at me with his mouth hanging open. I laughed and rolled my eyes. He closed his mouth and grinned back.
He tipped me a 20 while I was on stage and I sat with him the whole night laughing and talking. He tipped me every time I was on stage but never asked for a dance and I never left his table unless I had to. I only made $120 that night.
20 years and two kids later he passed away right before our 17th anniversary.

18. Recently single and toey as hell, i went to a brothel for a bit of company. Picked a lady and paid for a few hours of her service. During we exchanged numbers and went on a date afterwards, now weve been dating 3 years, live together and have a baby.
She left her old job about 6 months after we started dating.
The story we use is “met at a club”

19. Met my boyfriend at the strip club I was working at. It was his birthday and his buddy paid for him to go to the champagne room with me. I didn’t really do extras, but after talking for like three hours I decided I really liked him. Sucked his dick then and there. And we’re still together four years later

20. We met at a BDSM/fetish club. We were briefly introduced and within 5 minutes he had me blindfolded, said nasty things to me, and hit and pinched me until I cried. A lot.
We’ve been blissfully married for 15 years now.

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