Guy Texts Wrong Number About His Penis Size And It Goes WRONG!

April 10, 2017 7498

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This guy has got the right idea. Although, I kind of wish he’d carried on for a lot longer. ‘Longer’ being something both of these guys could do with. He gets a random text from some guy called ‘Michael’.

He thinks he’s got the number for ‘Crystal’ from their mutual friend ‘Lauren’. He then pleads with ‘Crystal’ to stop telling everyone how tiny he is. Ouch.

As you can see, he pleads with her to stop ‘telling everyone he has a baby cock’. Yeah, I imagine that would be pretty dreadful.

OP replies by saying that ‘some babies have very big cocks. Baby elephants, for example’. He’s not wrong. I’ve never seen one but I assume it’s more than two inches erect.

Eventually, the OP lets Michael know that he’s just a random and wishes him luck with his ‘baby di*k’