Man Chased By Mob After He Allegedly Banged A Goat


What the hell… I guess I shouldn’t be surprised on a day like today that someone is getting chased by an angry mob for being a goat fucker. Gabrielle Simiyu escaped the mob for now. On Friday night the young Kenyan was caught having a getting busy with his goat friend, which caused a lynch mob to go after him.

Richard Wanyonyi, the owner of the goat, said: “I heard the goat’s bleating when I was sleeping and decided to go and find out why. It was dark so I took my time and when I reached there I saw someone jump and go to the cow shed but he forgot his shoes.”

Allegedly he turned to the goat because he’d been denied by a girl earlier in the night at a funeral.