Somehow this dude ran himself over and still managed to run away from the Florida police?! Think about how wasted you have to be to not feel the pain of a CRUSHED FUCKING LEG!
The Florida Highway Patrol says they have charged the man who fell out of his pickup truck while leaving a strip club.
The truck ran over the man’s leg before crashing into a home and injuring a woman. Troopers said William Edwards, 28, ran away before they could arrest him, but he was later found and arrested.